We cooked the other teams mascot & it was good...

Washington Redskin Chris Cooley is my new hero...

Not for his most recent "wang" shot but he's all into fantasy football!

I'm at a Denver Broncos watching party...

I've been in Austin for 8 years now & have never been to The Warehouse Saloon & Billiards on Ben White & I-35. I gotta tell you, the place is pretty freaken cool. I walked in & I was the only one not wearing a jersey. It's a complete opposite of 3rd Base (which I will never go back to again) but that's a whole different story.

One thing, the Raiders fans are freaken brutal here. If you talk shit you will get your ass kicked.

Sandy's really nice Sony headphones take a dump...

Sandy upgraded his headphones last year and the new ones have been nothing but a pain in the ass!

2 guys in Australia jack up a poor helpless kangaroo...

As many listeners pointed out, it's not funny at all what these guys did...