Monday, March 16, 2009

This will not make me eat there...

I don't get companies that hire people to hold signs for them out on a street corner for them for hours trying to get traffic to come to their store. I feel bad for these people and never want to go there after seeing this. Is it just me?

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Quiz: Guess the friends closet...

So I have this is one of my really good buddies closet. It's ridiculous and I can't believe this person finds a matching every morning.

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World's second worse parking job...

After last weeks post of the world's worst parking job I didn't think it would happen again to me BUT it did.

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Only on campus in Austin, Texas...

Leaving Gatti's on MLK & San Antonio and saw on the side of the road a ditched couch in front of Wendy's along the road. I know it's illegal to just dump stuff but this was kinda cool. I wish I had a cooler camera cause this is one of those artsy-fartsy shots.

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Sunday, March 15, 2009

NCAA bracket time...

It's so on, I hope the Longhorns play Duke so I can wear my Christian Laettner jersey.

Prediction: Duke will destroy the Horns just like they did a few years ago.

Note to Rick Barnes: Don't get cocky again and wear those stupid black jerseys like you did last time Duke destroyed you, it'll be a little closer but not enough...sorry Horns!

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Friday, March 13, 2009

PAINFUL: Stick to coaching boys...

Patriot's stiff I mean head coach Bill Belichick with Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis sing back up for Jon Bon Jovi at a benefit for Weis' daughter:

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The worst song I've ever heard on the radio...

I was flipping around on the radio after work one day to come across the worst song I've ever heard. I have no idea who sings it but it talks about a lot of "banana pudding". I looked online & can't find anything. Someone please tell me who this is!

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

World's worst parking job...

I get here @ 5 am & have pretty much first dibs on a good spot. What makes a good spot? We'll, somewhere that you know no one will park close to you & ding your car. Some people in our building don't know how to park. I gave PLENTY of space & this person still feels the need to cross my line & get up in my area...wtf?

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Dancing with the Stars' Steve Wozniak...


The face of Apple! When he strolled out on his segway & helmet to meet his new dance partner I died laughing, what a freaken TOOL!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I have a Dell & use a Blackberry.

NOTE: What the hell was Kathy Griffin thinking!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Mazda Miata: still a chic car?

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American Idol: Austin's own Kendall Beard...


She wasn't that great. Don't get me wrong, she's cute & all and has a great attitude but her singing wasn't that great. I want to pull for her since she has so many fans here but she's just not that good, thoughts?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The pit maneuver mastered by professional driver Bill Dollahite...

WARNING: AUDIO NOT SAFE FOR WORK & KIDS UNDER 17
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On my way to get "Miata-fied"...

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American Idol's Nathaniel Marshall does Meatloaf's "Anything For Love"...



"oh no I won't do that..."

BULL SH!T, YES YOU WOULD!!!!!!!

I love this guy. He's a bit over the top but you'll always remember him. There's no way he wins this but by far the coolest guy on the show.

Monday, March 2, 2009

My last Bachelor post (I promise)...



Ok, who else noticed how much damn Armor All that limo had on the vinyl roof that Melissa got in when she bailed after the break up?

The "80's style" Amor All job is back!

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The Bachelor: it sucks for Molly...



Poor Molly not only got the boot in front of Amerca but she didn't get a ring! She's so moved on but doesn't want to be a bitch on tv. This won't last.

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Brad Womack just bitch-slapped his tv somewhere...



To bad Jason can't feel it man, too bad.

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WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST...he's done with her already?!?!?!



He already done with her? WTF?

To sum it up: He's a freaken baby that is needy & can't make up his mind...no wonder you are single...loser.

***Yes I can be hard on him again cause he's a typical guy, thinks the grass is greener on the other side. My guess is he's single the rest of his life***

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The Bachelor's pick...Melissa Rycroft



Ok, so on my previous post I was a bit hard on him. I do have to say that he picked the best girl out of the two. She seems to care about him and not just doing it for the game (we all know that he's really looking for love...freaken baby).

Side note: Did you see when his son ran out he ran to Dad only & not her? She tried so hard for the group hug & got denied.

Another side note: I hope he didn't have his cell phone on him when he jumped in the pool at the end of the show.

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The Bachelor last night...



Ok, question here. Why do girls always say "this is the greatest journey I've ever been on"? I mean really? How many of them have you really been on?

Side note: What's a freaken baby that guy is! He cries all the damn time. No wonder he's single & stuck with a kid. If he had a sack he'd have a chick. His freaken parents & friends said "oh he's been hurt so much, blah, blah, blah...

If you grew some you wouldn't be a single guy you tool!

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